• me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
  • me driving: say your prayers
20.08.14

hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight

(Source: jadethrwall, via officialwhitegirls)

20.08.14

officialunitedstates:

who needs friends when you have inactive followers

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20.08.14

territorialcreep:

an autobiography

(Source: artyougladididart, via barrackoblama)

20.08.14

superb1a:

princessbrat7:

veggrrrl:

dare-for-distances:

Thank you MTV for bringing acknowledgment to something that nobody els on the news will

they’ve been so on top of things lately like I remember seeing the yes all women hashtag all over mtv I am so thankful

Im honestly crying right now

wow 

20.08.14

dangerouspoetry:

american horror story: the police

(via beefpattyconqueso)

20.08.14

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theinternetkid:

This made my day

theinternetkid:

This made my day

(via daniellestaubbedmytoe)

20.08.14

hokeyfright:

hokeyfright:

somebody PLEASE find the gif of the guy with the really stiff pants slamming a girl on a bed or whatever

image

(via allmynipples)

20.08.14